ezra miller’s red carpet checklist:
- feather from a random bird: ✓
- rainbow LGBTQ button one can find at Hot Topic: ✓
- A Chinese Rui Fu Xiang-inspired long-sleeve velvet robe that you can literally buy at a street corner on Canal St. (this is probably true): ✓
- prayer beads: ✓
- a hair brush:
- coherency and logic:
